let me explain the situation first.
it's friday afternoon in hyannis. i'm working the front desk alone. a bit bored for the moment because there wasn't really much going on. in comes a couple of young love birds . . . typical of a 2 nighter king reservation. when i asked for a credit card for payment, they looked at each other dumbfoundedly. an awkward moment of weirdness then took over the mood.
the guy then sacrifices his pride and dignity and asks if they can split the room payment between him and his girlfriend. sure no problem i politely answered. the frugal nature of this guy disgusted me. sadly, this wasn't the first time some cheap ass loser asked me to split the bill between him and his girl. it's a true yet disappointing trend we have in society nowadays. i shook my head in dismay again while at the same time trying to come to terms with his jewish mentality. i just couldn't.
the guy then starts yapping away about how his girlfriend owes him $15 for dinner the other night and how he owed her $40 for some whale watching tickets. they went on and on about oweing each other money and this and that...plus and minus...carry the 4 and mulitply by 2...whatever. all of it seemed so juvenile...so frickin' petty.
to me, a relationship should be about sharing. of course there are limits to this. but for the shit they were debating about, it seemed hardly worth it to even mention it.. if i ever become like that, please someone shoot me between the legs and inject me with some serious testosterone.
my thoughts might seem a bit exaggerated. it just angers me to see this kind of gypsy-like behavior. if you know anything about me, i was raised to be traditional. so naturally, splitting bills, 50/50, and guys not being gentlemen are alien ideas to me. this pathetic excuse for a guy couldnt even pay for a room that he will spend the next 2 nights with his girl.
in conclusion, this is a lesson to be learned to all of you guys who are reading this, especially to my fellow yellow brothas. it never pays to be cheap... period. it just doesn't seem ethically correct. a man who is proud is a successful and respected individual in my book... once the guy becomes cheap with his girl, all of his pride is then stripped away from him.
and then what else is left? in the end, a guy who is robbed of his pride isn't really considered a guy anymore. instead, he is transformed into a powerless girly man who should be shunned away from pussy for all the days he lives. the end.
it's friday afternoon in hyannis. i'm working the front desk alone. a bit bored for the moment because there wasn't really much going on. in comes a couple of young love birds . . . typical of a 2 nighter king reservation. when i asked for a credit card for payment, they looked at each other dumbfoundedly. an awkward moment of weirdness then took over the mood.
the guy then sacrifices his pride and dignity and asks if they can split the room payment between him and his girlfriend. sure no problem i politely answered. the frugal nature of this guy disgusted me. sadly, this wasn't the first time some cheap ass loser asked me to split the bill between him and his girl. it's a true yet disappointing trend we have in society nowadays. i shook my head in dismay again while at the same time trying to come to terms with his jewish mentality. i just couldn't.
the guy then starts yapping away about how his girlfriend owes him $15 for dinner the other night and how he owed her $40 for some whale watching tickets. they went on and on about oweing each other money and this and that...plus and minus...carry the 4 and mulitply by 2...whatever. all of it seemed so juvenile...so frickin' petty.
to me, a relationship should be about sharing. of course there are limits to this. but for the shit they were debating about, it seemed hardly worth it to even mention it.. if i ever become like that, please someone shoot me between the legs and inject me with some serious testosterone.
my thoughts might seem a bit exaggerated. it just angers me to see this kind of gypsy-like behavior. if you know anything about me, i was raised to be traditional. so naturally, splitting bills, 50/50, and guys not being gentlemen are alien ideas to me. this pathetic excuse for a guy couldnt even pay for a room that he will spend the next 2 nights with his girl.
in conclusion, this is a lesson to be learned to all of you guys who are reading this, especially to my fellow yellow brothas. it never pays to be cheap... period. it just doesn't seem ethically correct. a man who is proud is a successful and respected individual in my book... once the guy becomes cheap with his girl, all of his pride is then stripped away from him.
and then what else is left? in the end, a guy who is robbed of his pride isn't really considered a guy anymore. instead, he is transformed into a powerless girly man who should be shunned away from pussy for all the days he lives. the end.
1 comment:
hahahahahaha amazing ending :D
"instead, he is transformed into a powerless girly man who should be shunned away from pussy for all the days he lives. the end."
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